Some Lurker

''"Jesus fucking Christ I wanna bang Carl Azuz so hard. The look of his majestic head gets my mouth watering, and with each pun he makes, I get harder. I watch CNN10 religiously, and everytime I watch it, my pants and sheets get soaked. I want to meet Carl in real life and propose to him I can't take this." -Himself''

Basic Info
Rarely does anything productive or active, living up to his name. He once devoured the Andromeda galaxy and started a civilization on one of the planets. He eventually nuked it because he was bored, ending half a billion lives. Believe to be deceased by the entire population outside the Penthouse.

Backstory
Not much is known about The Lurker. He was much like a normal entity. He had a boring life, a boring history, and probably comes home to his boring wife (assuming he has one) from his boring job to eat a boring mediocre spaghetti dinner.

The only notable thing that happened to him is that when ThatGuyAgain was writing his World War 1 history book, someone wrote that The Lurker died in WW1, making the world belive that he was dead, and considerning his lifestyle, I probably would have belived it myself.

Trivia

 * He has five fingers
 * The Islamic concept of God is that He is loving, merciful and compassionate. Islam also teaches that He is all-knowing and the perfect judge of affairs, and will punish (or forgive) accordingly. However, Allah once said to Muhammad, “My mercy prevails over my wrath”. So Islam teaches a balance between fear and hope, protecting one from both complacency and despair.
 * My pee is red wtf.
 * I have no clue what to put here.
 * He is the only known being with controllable access to the cum dimension.
 * Incapable of finding love. He once married himself, only to end in divorce.
 * Always tries to get the Landlord rank. The reason for this is unknown.
 * Has undergone a transformation, and is now a literal jack-o-lantern.