Abdul Alladean Turkishman

Bio
Abdul Alladean Turkishman (pronounced "Turkishmen") is the leader-no-more of Turkishmania. Born in 1942, the son of Turkishman Sr. (No known first name), a humble ice cream salesman who raised Abdul with glamor. Abdul, before becoming a political figure, was an unsuccessful ice cream vendor. The reason he failed that was due that after he preformed all the ice cream trickery, Abdul would eat your ice cream and then blow you a kiss. Abdul does not talk too much, as he mainly communicated with soft, short, but sweet smooches. Whenever he did speak, however, it was always profound. He ruled Turkishmania with a stern rule, but with a nice blend of compassion, making Turkishmania a superpower within a decade.

Abdul Alladean Turkisman has fathered 4 children: Chudney McGhee, Dat mac, Oi Po, and his Victorias secret model daughter Jeff.

Abdul Alladean Turkishman was publicly executed in Afghanistan for blowing too many kisses. Bowser, the leader of Afghanistan at the time, which was also under the control of The Anti-Swag Corperation, hates Turkish people who blow kisses in a comedic fasion, so his death was a guarantee. Before getting shocked in the electric chair, his last words where *smooch.* Turkishmania was saddened by his death, and a country-wide funeral was held. A statue was built in his honor. Currently, his son Chudney McGhee is ruling the country, and while he still gets things done just like his father, the country will always miss their glorious leader.

Turkishman Senior


Turkishman Sr, the father of Adbul, is a successfull Ice Cream Vendor. He is famous for his tricks before giving you the ice cream. His name is unknown, as when you ask him for his name, he writes it down, but will do tricks just like the ice cream cone. Historians have theorized the name Raheem Abdullah Turkishman, but there is little evidence that supports this theory. Turkishman is considerably skinnier than Abdul, due to every time he tries to eat, he instinctively tricks himself and pulls his own ice cream cone away from himself in a comedic, yet tragic fashion.

Chudney McGhee
Just based on his name, many people would assume him to be a girl, however this is false, Abdul named his son after he heard Mael Radec talk about a weird and funny name from a zoom call. Though he would never admit it, Chudney was always Abdul's favorite son. Chudney was a mirror personality to his father. He was kind, compassionate, stern, and productive. He was very close to his brothers, keeping them in check. When his father died, He ran for office, as his father's last dying wish. With his family connection, he easily beat his opposing canidate, Rasheeb Khapitaan. Khapitaan was later ratted out to be a lackey for The Anti-Swag corperation. While not as beloved, Chudney is considered to be a worthy replacement for his father

Oi Po
The middle child of the family, Oi Po is more like his grandfather; a trickster at heart. After discovering his talent, Oi Po persued a job as a magician. He went to Raladesh Community College and got a degree in science and optics. He also signed up for Skillshare with a code provided to him by famous YouTuber Mael_Radec_Playz and leared about basic magic tricks. At age 47, he is considered Turkishmania's greatest Magician, with a show costing a hefty 2 thousand anti-swag bucks for one seat. While a giant in the entertainment industy, he is commonly the butt of political jokes, as a magic man is the son of the greatest leader of Turkishmania. Oi Po simply takes these jokes with a drop of Ice Cream.

Dat Mac
Dat Mac is the oldest and most insane of Abdul's children. Diagnosed with mild autism, ADHD, and Kleptomania, Dat Mac heavily relied on his father and brothers to get him to lead a normal life. Life was tough for Dat Mac. His kleptomanacy would always cause him to steal, especially other schoolkid's pencils and papers. He was almost expelled from school because he stole the answers to the SAT in highschool. However, with the help of Abdul, Chudney, and Oi Po, he was able to get his life on track. Now, he works as Secretary of state, and has not stolen a small object in over 5 years.

Jeff
Jeff is the youngest in the family and the only daughter of Abdul. After graduating High School, she thought she was "too good" for Turkishmania, so she abandoned the country and moved to United States of America, where she got work as a Victoria Secret model. She is not well respected in the family, and is rarely brought up. She is not seen as a part of the family, as she got rid of her last name upon moving to America. Her passport was stolen by a crazed fan in 2005, stopping her from visiting. While in press interviews and scripted interviews she seems to denounce her culture, she internally regrets her descision and wishes she to see her family again.

Possible Wife
Despite having 4 children, Abdul has never been seen with a wife of any kind. Its unknown if he even had a wife, or even if all of his kids have the same mother. Conspiracy theorists have even come up with the possibiliy that Abdul reproduces asexually. However, he has been seen with a woman, but no photographs were taken and only vauge descriptions survive today.

Trivia
-He is Turkish

-Before the electric chair, they attempted to execute him with a firing squad. None of the gunsmen had the heart to shoot the man, so they convinced Bowser to use the electric chair.

-On every TV in Turkishmania, a 3 hour and one minute long video in honor of him. Only the last minute was recovered.