Benny

Basic Info
Bennard "Benny" Funny50'sMan Ever-Expanding Killnotfatlol Tops is one of the most epic beings in the universe with an obsession with the 1950s. He and Sonic Picto, (Not to be confused with Sonic Hedgehog) own the Penthouse and have to watch over all the little Niglets.

Early years
Benny was different from a typical teenager. Everyone these days are listening to rap, but Benny prefers a fine cigarette and listening to some John Coltrane. His obsession with the 1950s used to control his life, and until recently, he had no control of his epic powers. In his youth, he mainly lived with his mother, Judy Tops, as his father, John Kelly, was going on a universe expedition. (Read Mr. Kelly's article for more info [COMING SOON]) His life was going pretty normally until he met Mr. Yoon. Something about Yoon's Big Dick Energy made Benny gain control of his power. Using his abilities, he made the most epic discord evar. (Join now loser) His life was going straight up cool, until April 17th, 2019.

The Aftermath
Sadly to us all, Benny was banned from [REDACTED]phile during The Banpocolypse. After the betrayal from The, Benny was kind of sad I guess. But, all of his friends moved to The Penthouse Discord so it was aight.

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Trivia

 * Benny is the third most epic person in the universe.


 * Benny has had a time travel adventure, which technically ended up with him being both born in 200X, and 1940... don't ask.


 * Benny's first prom date was with Zelda, but it was less of a "date" and more of a "straight up boolin' moment."


 * Benny owns 500 bottles of Sonic Water.


 * Benny drank Gamer Girl Bath Water and SURVIVED WITH NO STDS.


 * Benny is married to everyone in The Penthouse, as it is a polygamous marriage.